I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
