David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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