you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
ok first of all what the fuck
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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