he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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