Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think your dad took our porno
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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