How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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