i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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