I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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