That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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