a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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