She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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