belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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