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(443): View more from Maryland

8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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(+44): View more from England

His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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(561): View more from Florida

We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.

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(619): View more from California

He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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ugh yes i love our date nights

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(917): View more from New York City

What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We still going to Happy Hour

(201): View more from New Jersey

Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up

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(702): View more from Nevada

mcfuck me up

(702): View more from Nevada

MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

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(989): View more from Michigan

You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.

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