You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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