At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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