great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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