he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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