I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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