ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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