i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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