this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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