actually, I'm a sock model
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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