Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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