Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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