some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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