My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
either way he was missing a nipple.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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