so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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