Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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