Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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