I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Less talking, more tequila
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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