He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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