Small penises have feelings too.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
His nipple licking is glorious
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