A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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