no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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