Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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