It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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