I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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