I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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