Dual....:-)
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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