It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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