bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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