Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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