spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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