bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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