i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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