After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
