Non-Jews are for practice
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
