he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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