i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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