therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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