he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
